lUKE: " Gallery of modern art? .....Gallery of modern pish"My friend Luke asked me if i wished to join him and the group to the modern art gallery to see an LGBT exhibition, it sounded interesting so i said yes.
The group consisted of three guys, for the purposes of this blog i shall call them Hanks, Biff, and Gio :) so anyway we made of way into the building i went in with an open mind but deep down i knew it be shit :) - the "art" included a tree with a penis coming out of it, a video of a woman shoving pages from the bible in her bra/pants, a spring, and darth vader in a bra - the geek in me was outraged
that they would show the sith lord in this way lol ...........oh and i almost forgot a painting of two old women in their underwear -as a nurse who takes care of the elderly i see enougth of this. :) Luke and i laughed our way through the exhibition while the others seemed interested, after what seemed a life time we made our way to the gift shop where i thought i saw a picture of C3P0 and leaped forward to have a better look sadly it was just a woman in bondage gear - i really should go for that eye test.
It was time for lunch yum yum - where would we go?? TGI'S, Frankie and Benny's??....... nooooooo it would be none of the above :( Hanks could only eat certain things because of his religion, Biff was a veggie, gio was fussy and luke suffers from what i call Milhouse syndrome hahaha, so we ended up going to a Vegetarian place which i shall call crudio. I didn't like anything on the menu..... Hanks, Biff and Gio were all.. oh cous cous with salad and sweet
potatoe chips ........so in the end i copied Luke and just got veg Fajitas, i thought i wouldn't miss the meat turns out it's the meat that gives it taste.
SO WHAT I'VE LEARNED
1. Modern art sucks
2. Veggie options may be healthy but they taste like shit
3. seeing Modern art + eating Veggie food makes me a really good friend :)
4. From a distance a woman in bondage gear looks like C3P0
The group consisted of three guys, for the purposes of this blog i shall call them Hanks, Biff, and Gio :) so anyway we made of way into the building i went in with an open mind but deep down i knew it be shit :) - the "art" included a tree with a penis coming out of it, a video of a woman shoving pages from the bible in her bra/pants, a spring, and darth vader in a bra - the geek in me was outraged
that they would show the sith lord in this way lol ...........oh and i almost forgot a painting of two old women in their underwear -as a nurse who takes care of the elderly i see enougth of this. :) Luke and i laughed our way through the exhibition while the others seemed interested, after what seemed a life time we made our way to the gift shop where i thought i saw a picture of C3P0 and leaped forward to have a better look sadly it was just a woman in bondage gear - i really should go for that eye test.It was time for lunch yum yum - where would we go?? TGI'S, Frankie and Benny's??....... nooooooo it would be none of the above :( Hanks could only eat certain things because of his religion, Biff was a veggie, gio was fussy and luke suffers from what i call Milhouse syndrome hahaha, so we ended up going to a Vegetarian place which i shall call crudio. I didn't like anything on the menu..... Hanks, Biff and Gio were all.. oh cous cous with salad and sweet
potatoe chips ........so in the end i copied Luke and just got veg Fajitas, i thought i wouldn't miss the meat turns out it's the meat that gives it taste.SO WHAT I'VE LEARNED
1. Modern art sucks
2. Veggie options may be healthy but they taste like shit
3. seeing Modern art + eating Veggie food makes me a really good friend :)
4. From a distance a woman in bondage gear looks like C3P0
Haaaaaaa! "as a nurse who takes care of the elderly i see enough of this" lol!
ReplyDeleteYes that does make you a good friend, I hope Luke repays you by visiting something shit with you next week ;)
Must search Google to find that pic - must switch "safesearch" off first :L